Perpetual Disappointments Diary

  • £9.99

A downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.

The most disappointing edition yet now includes:

Realistic Journaling Prompts | Excuse Generator | Unhelpful Folk Rhymes | Bleak Strategies | Boring Crossword | Misspelt Wordsearch | Even-Worse-Case Scenarios | Notable Deaths | Useful Phrases | Pointless Doodles

This diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.

Now ask yourself: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much does your birth father look like you? Could a stranger theoretically have a copy of your front door key? Okay, now have a great day!

  • Author: Nick Asbury
  • Publisher: Pan Macmillan
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 352