Perpetual Disappointments Diary
A downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.
The most disappointing edition yet now includes:
Realistic Journaling Prompts | Excuse Generator | Unhelpful Folk Rhymes | Bleak Strategies | Boring Crossword | Misspelt Wordsearch | Even-Worse-Case Scenarios | Notable Deaths | Useful Phrases | Pointless Doodles
This diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.
Now ask yourself: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much does your birth father look like you? Could a stranger theoretically have a copy of your front door key? Okay, now have a great day!
- Author: Nick Asbury
- Publisher: Pan Macmillan
- Format: Hardback
- Pages: 352