Fuck Off I’m Reading Socks

If I wrote Matilda, this is what she would have said to everyone. But then they probably wouldn't have made a musical about that 

Novelty socks are back en vogue and this time they are spicy my friend.

• Made from combed cotton so they are soft as anything, spandex for a bit of stretch at the top and nylon for some good old fashioned strength
• Women’s UK 4-9
• 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 100% not one single fuck given
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach fool
• If anyone wants to commission me to re-write Matilda, you know where to find me 
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• Reading is fundamental