Fuck Off Doormat

Tell any unwanted visitors exactly where to go with the F*CK OFF doormat. As practical as your doormat needs to be, but slightly more aggressive.

• Made from 100% natural coir with a PVC backing
• 70 x 40 cm
• Don’t leave exposed to the elements for too long! For f*ck's sake.
• Vacuum or give it a good f*cking shake to clean.
• Oh just f*ck off
• Coronavirus, you can f*ck off too.
• F*CK
• OFF