Fuck Off Doormat

Tell any unwanted visitors exactly where to go with the F*CK OFF doormat. As practical as your doormat needs to be, but slightly more aggressive.

  • Made from 100% natural coir with a PVC backing
  • 70 x 40 cm
  • Don’t leave exposed to the elements for too long! For f*ck's sake.
  • Vacuum or give it a good f*cking shake to clean.
  • Oh just f*ck off
  • Coronavirus, you can f*ck off too.
  • F*CK
  • OFF