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Finally! Someone wrote a book especially for you and your massive knob! Hooray! We would shake your hand, but we don't know where it's been.
Discover 101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you can do with a plus-sized johnson. From herding sheep to mountain rescue, controlling traffic, space exploration or taking the perfect group selfie - you too can use your willy to make the world a better place. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake - as Noel Coward didn’t quite sing.