Willies Socks

  • £12.95

Willies. Plural. Not just one willy, loads of willies. An embarrassment of willies. On some lovely comfy socks. We're silly with you, quite honestly.

Anyway, dick generosity aside: do the world a favour and put these socks on your feet. Preferably with sandals, coz you just gotta show these babies off. Take a stroll around town and watch the compliments roll in.

You're welcome.


  • Size EU 37-41 / UK 4-8 (size does matter on this occasion)
  • 85% cotton, 12% polyamide, 3% elastane
  • Super soft! (the socks, not the willies)
  • These socks are a proper sausage fest
  • It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at
  • Willies not your thing? Here, have some tits